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Minka Kelly looks so small out there on the water, bobbing at the end of the towrope. She's a head. Her brown hair is pulled tight, and a perfect ponytail rises and falls to the surface like a question mark. She's smiling — you can see her teeth from the boat. The sun feels good, and an offshore breeze curdles the waves on the Great South Bay of Long Island, an hour or so outside the city. The horse MasterCraft hums in the water, and the excitement that had built during the drive from Manhattan is Kelly minka sexiest woman alive right there in her bobbing, far-off smile.

She can't wait. Now, here, she's ready. Zach, the boat's driver — good dude, owner of an outfit called Island Riders that'll take you out and teach you to wakeboard — gives her the thumbs-up and eases the throttle forward.

A white wake churns up behind the boat, and Minka's smile dissolves into the stern, jutted-chin look of a fighter waiting for a punch. She knows what her muscles have to do, knows where it'll hurt tomorrow.

Friday Night Lights was filmed entirely in Austin, and a couple who worked as camera operators lived on Lake Austin and had a boat. One day she went over and tried it, and after that Minka wakeboarded every chance she got. The bay is pretty here — tidy cottages on postage-stamp lots jutting into the water like crown molding. As we were putting out of the harbor, she sat back and took in the seagulls roller-coastering in the sky and the collar of houses along the channel.

The hot-pink straps of her bikini top clung to her tan shoulders, her toes wiggled in her flip-flops, and she smiled the least-awkward smile in the history of the Sexiest Woman Alive. She appeared to be actually having fun. Then she squinted up at an airplane and said, "You wouldn't want to jump out of that? And she glared at me through her big sunglasses and smiled, all cherry-tomato cheeks and exquisite chin. About that: She'd wanted to go skydiving today. And, yes, I'd said no.

Not a chance. I have kids. I don't even like flying, but I'd rather stay in the plane. So Minka came back with Kelly minka sexiest woman alive wakeboarding idea and everybody — me, her, my family — was happy. But of course she had to make this crack, and then Zach chimed in and said, "Oh, man, I would do that in a second, " because of course anyone who runs a wakeboarding company would think skydiving was awesome, and so now he was cool and I was lame.

Now she is on her Kelly minka sexiest woman alive in the water, knees to her chest, wakeboard in front of her, arms outstretched, weight away from the boat. At the surf shop, when we were buying bathing suits and going over the basics, I had said casually, "You lean forward, right?

The boat surges, cuts through the waves, the towrope straightens, and she is yanked forward. As our speed picks up, she pushes the board hard with her legs, and little walls of water rise and fall before her. Kelly minka sexiest woman alive pulls on the towrope hard, as if she's trying to pull all horses back through the water.

Her face winces and contorts with the effort. The board fishtails, and before she's up, she's down. And she does look ready. Not embarrassed about falling, because it's part of the sport, and what's the big deal.

She's thirty years old, dating Derek Jeter, looks great in a bikini, has dealt with some shit in her life, and she doesn't seem to sweat much at this point. Concentration Big phat boody fuck on her face again. Then: throttle, wake, walls of water. There's a moment as you're trying to get up on a wakeboard when the water's mass seems insurmountable. She's giving it everything she's got for a second or two, and It happens so fast, as if unseen hands pushed her up out of the Kelly minka sexiest woman alive like a cheerleader to the top of a pyramid.

She grins because she can't help grinning, and after a minute she's carving up the blue-black water, skimming back and forth in the wake, even jumping it to ride the chop. She waves a couple times. It's a hammy wave — she's hamming. Minka stays up Kelly minka sexiest woman alive a good three or four minutes, zipping along, ponytail swinging, going one-handed sometimes. She rides the waves like moguls, using muscles some people don't know they have.

And then, just as quickly as she rose up, she casts away the towrope and raises her long arms in the air with her palms up, so she's a perfect Y, and beams out this huge tah-dah! The board slides smoothly to a halt, and for a moment it looks like she's standing on the water, like magic. She doesn't move a muscle, holds the goofy Miss America pose and the zillion-watt grin even as she sinks, ever so slowly, beneath the surface.

NIGHT She's sitting facing the Kelly minka sexiest woman alive at Maialino, a bubbling Italian restaurant in downtown Manhattan, wearing good jeans with a swoopy brown top and her hair down. She has showered and looks refreshed, ready for the evening.

The staff is falling all over her. She seems surprised. Nobody gave Minka Kelly much growing up. Kelly minka sexiest woman alive I asked her offhandedly whether as a kid she lived in a house with a yard. She shook her head and said no, no, not at all — almost stuttering, as if she didn't know where to begin. This is how Minka Kelly grew up: Her mother got Kelly minka sexiest woman alive, and her father, a musician named Rick Dufay — he played with Aerosmith for a while in the early eighties — wasn't a part of her childhood.

It was just Minka and her mom, a team of two, a couple of girls getting by. Early on they lived in Los Angeles, moving around a lot because there was never much money.

They were buddies, partners, each doing everything for the other, and their bond got them Kelly minka sexiest woman alive the moves, the no money, the new schools, the unfamiliar towns. They were resourceful. At dinner we split spaghetti carbonara, which is made with a raw egg that cooks when mixed into the hot pasta.

Top Ramen instant noodles, for example. Watch this. She — for most of my life, she was a dancer. An exotic dancer. She was a stripper.

Um, so she would come home at like three, four o'clock in the morning, and sometimes she would have a really great Kelly minka sexiest woman alive, and so she would wake me up in the middle of the night and we'd go to Ralphs and go grocery shopping.

And that was so much fun. We'd have the whole grocery store to ourselves, and we would have a blast and buy a hundred dollars in groceries. And it was just the best day ever. The best day. Around the time Minka was in junior high, they ended up in Albuquerque, where her mother's boyfriend lived. He sold tamales out of an AMC Spirit, and Minka would help make them in his mother's kitchen: shred the meat, clean the hojas corn husks Kelly minka sexiest woman alive, spread the masa, roll it all up.

He became like a father to her. When she turned seventeen, Kelly minka sexiest woman alive Spirit was her first car. She was talking about a fight she got into at school once. She had befriended a girl who knew how to kickbox — who, in fact, "came from a family of kickboxers" — and Minka eventually ended up kicking another girl's ass in one of those big fights after school where everybody shows up.

Even today, when you mess with her or one of her friends, she wrote, "that's when you'll see a whole other side of me. That's when you'll see the side that grew up in Albuquerque. She got the job working as a scrub nurse after high school, when she was living back in Los Angeles. On a test shoot for a modeling agency, the makeup person approached Minka with an Kelly minka sexiest woman alive. The woman turned out to be a former Playboy Playmate, and she said she wanted to manage Minka, turn her into a Playmate of the Year.

Minka was nineteen. The woman got her a job answering phones at a surgeon's office, the idea being that Minka would work enough hours to get free breast implants.

The procedure was already on the calendar when Minka decided she liked herself the way she was and called it off. The old Playmate had her fired from answering phones — but Minka, having gotten to know the scrub nurses in the office, asked about becoming one.

She went to school for a year and became a surgeon's assistant. She wanted to act and went on casting calls when she could, but the office hours were unforgiving, so she missed opportunities.

One day, four years into her nursing career, she was able to get away to audition for a new TV show based on a movie she had vaguely heard of, Friday Night Lights. A football movie. She was not optimistic. TV shows based on movies are never good, she thought.

Go back and watch some old episodes of Friday Night Lights — watch Minka flirt, watch her cheer, watch her be disgusted, watch her wake up in her underwear with the quarterback's best friend, watch her find Jesus. Jesus, just watch her.

Try not to watch her. She's one of those electric actresses who seem unbearably beautiful and yet real. She breaks your heart twice: She's good, so you feel for the trials of her character, and she's real enough that, like the prettiest girl in school, you might both know her and know she could never go for you.

Her glorious run on FNL is over.


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